3/8/2005

You realize how rotten the world has become when your jalapenos flavored pretzels are spicier than real jalapenos.
Also, when there’s a dog boom in your national movie industry it’s the begining of the end. Yes, good old apocalypse’s coming our way friend. Buckle up cause it’s gonna get as nasty as it gets.
And it won’t start with the dead rising from their grave with chunks of garlic between their teeth. It’ll start with inu no eiga which litteraly means “Movie of Dog”. Get it ? No ? Well there’s nothing to “get” that’s why. It’s Movie of Dog and that’s just how it starts. Then we’ll have Movie of Horse, Movie of Pig etc… Up to Movie of Man and then the dead shall rise. That’s kind of cool because i got bored writing all those words about meaningless japanese movies. So this is probably my last post.
Oh boy, i’m gonna throw the biggest party ever, this is gonna be great. See you on the other side.
For people wanting a preview of things to come , here’s the trailer. For those in need to experience the eschaton in its full power, you can buy inu no ongaku (Music of Dog), music “inspired” by inu no eiga. I really want to chill to pussy dog waltz while watching my neighbors spontaneously combust.